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1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. In d chase between cat n rat, d rat mostly wins, because d cat is running
for its food n rat for its life. Purpose is more important than need.
3. A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
4. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
5. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
6. I am the only person who doesnot care that Its a Shark Week.
7. They say couples should never go to bed angry. That?s why married people
always look so tired.
8. I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying You’re next. They stopped
when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You’re next.
9. ‘-‘ nope ._. um ._. not here ‘-‘ not there ._. what did I do with it ‘-‘ hm.
That?s strange.Where did my give a @!$%# button go?!
10. Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into
our lives and make us want to leave footprints on their faces!
11. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the
same choice we?ve always had: work or prison.
12. 33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. And
100% of pets say this crazy bitch won’t shut up.
13. I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born,
it sure as hell isn?t going to be the reason that I die.
14. I have a temper so don’t let my pretty face fool you!
15. Money – not evil, evil does not end so quickly.
16. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when
I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
17. How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches
a freakin turtle?
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are exciting..
but who the hell are you?!
19. If a status is really good you will read it
twice if a status is really good you will read it twice.
20. Oh I am sorry… I didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look?
I just thought you were ugly like that all the time.