Funny Facebook Status provides a huge collection of FREE Funny Facebook Statuses and
 Funny Quotes.These are the coolest, amazing and lovable statuses  different
 from the other.

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
   successful   woman is one who can find such a man.

2. In d chase between cat n rat, d rat mostly wins, because d cat is running
   for its food n rat for its life. Purpose is more important than need.

3. A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.

4. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

5. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

6. I am the only person who doesnot care that Its a Shark Week.

7. They say couples should never go to bed angry. That?s why married people
   always look  so tired.

8. I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying You’re next. They stopped
   when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You’re next.

9. ‘-‘   nope ._.  um   ._.  not here   ‘-‘  not there   ._. what did I do with it   ‘-‘ hm.
   That?s strange.Where did my give a @!$%# button go?!

10. Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into
    our lives and make us want to leave footprints on their faces!

11. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
    have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the
    same choice we?ve always had: work or prison.

12.  33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. And
    100% of pets say this crazy bitch won’t shut up.

13. I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born,
    it sure as   hell isn?t going to be the reason that I die.

14. I have a temper so don’t let my pretty face fool you!

15. Money – not evil, evil does not end so quickly.

16.  I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when
     I see  stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

17. How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches
    a freakin turtle?

18. Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are exciting..
    but who the hell are you?!

19. If a status is really good you will read it
    twice if a status is really good you will read it twice.

20. Oh I am sorry… I didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look?
      I just thought you were ugly like that all the time.

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Facebook Statuses provides a huge collection of FREE  Facebook Statuses and
  Facebook Quotes.These are the coolest, amazing, unique and lovable statuses  
  unique  from the other.

1. Trying to explain how much I miss you, is like trying to count all the
    stars in the sky. Impossible…

2. U may have broken my heart but i still love u! Why isn’t there anyone
    Else like u that love me  and cares enough not to break my heart…

3. One day you are going to wake up and realize that you really are a
    jackass and the world does not revolve around you.

4. Love is never suppose to hurt and if your love causes you
    any pain, then it isn’t  real love.Remember we only live once, free
    yourself and enjoy your life.

5. I miss u.. I never thought i could miss someone so much.. but i
    guess God took u away to make me stronger.. I love u and u will
    AWAYS have a place in my heart.

6. People say the longer someone is gone, the easier it gets.
    Truth is, the longer they’re gone, the more you miss them and  
    the more it hurts.

7. I just wish I could take my Heart out of my chest and set it on a
    shelf when no one wanted it so that way it could hurt without me
    feeling the pain.

8. If something ended, don’t be sad. Simply turn the page, because
    you never know what is awaiting you in the next chapter.

9. We may be miles apart but just look up above us… We’re just
    under one sky..One sun, one moon and our hearts beating
    as one..I love you so much.

10. A person never forget two faces.. First who helps him/her in critical
    situation And Second who left him/her in critical situation.. This is
    Truth of life.

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Facebook Status provides a huge collection of FREE  Facebook Statuses and
  Facebook Quotes.These are the coolest, amazing, unique and lovable statuses  
  unique  from the other.

1. The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant
   ignore it, than top it. If you cant top it, then laugh at it.
   If you cant laugh, you deserved it.

2. Being alone gives you the opportunity to learn to like yourself.
   If you don’t like yourself, then how can you ever expect anyone
   else to ever like you?

3. There is a difference in being alone and feeling alone…I may not
   BE alone right now but I FEEL very alone…

4. I fall asleep thinking of you.  Dreaming of things I wish were
   true.  As I wake I shed a tear, cause I awake with out you here.

5. The reason I text you is because i miss you,The reason I don’t text
   you is because I’m waiting for you to miss me…

6. Minutes=Moments, Moments=Memories, Memories=Times well spent.
   Every minute with u was a moment turned to a memory i will never forget.

7. You hate me? so what I’m still living rent free in your mind loser!!

8. I can smile 2 hide the sadness and laugh 2 hide the tears, but I’ll
   never stop missing u and wishing u were here.

9. Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all
   over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub
   one ball and everything moves.

10. Every day my heart breaks a little more, tears gather at just the mention
    of  your name. I will never forget the love and comfort you gave me in
    times of need.

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